The number one perk for the Alpha Cat is to be able to pick and choose where to sit. Learning best places to settle down for a long couchez is a skill that is developed over time. This perk also presents the first place where the aspiring beta (oftimes the second class citizen of any pride) will challenge the Alpha. He will sneak in while Alpha is getting a snack, or taking a litter break. And Voila! A coup d'etat! Oh, Hi, Quacky, I didn't know you were sleeping here! See here how complaisant our Alpha cat is in his position? How easily Maxwell could just boot him off his throne? I'll be reporting on the power struggle as it develops.
If only we could shield our poor Quacky Quackington from the base realities of life outside our little world:
How to explain to a tiny little cat this kind of madness in the world? How, dear readers, when he must first he must deal with the arachy on his on doorstep?
It's a tough battle ahead; that is, making peace a reality. I was born just months before the terrorist attacks. While it behooves someone of MY stature to remain above politics, this is a moral issue. I'd be wrong not to say something.
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