In this lesson we get to the actual interview. Disarm the subject with a joke, or a compliment about their appearence. "Oh! Did you just sharpen your claws? They look great!" Then, ask a few low key questions, "How many kitties were in your litter?" "Do they hate you for getting all the looks AND the brains?" Soon, you'll have them eating out of your food bowl. You can hit them with any zinger you want. "I heard that you're very careless about covering up your doodies. Would you like to respond to that?"
It was a lovely, waning full moon the other night when the sky was clear and the air wasn't disgusting; so the the cats of Hollywood decided to strut their stuff.
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