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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Monday's bad, sure, but nothing prepares you for this


You wake up on a Monday morning feeling all 6 of your years, you know? The phone is still ringing off the hook over those grooming clips with Russell. How I let him to talk me into THAT one, I'll never know, but now there's this! Do you see this? When I find out who in my organization leaked this picture to the press, that's when my legal team will get to work with its big pile of nondisclosure ageements; and THIS you'd better believe: HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL!!!






I don't know who's leaking these video clips to the press, but it's quite embarassing. It's pretty rough going, trying to raise a young fella. And let me tell you, Quacky is no help. No help, I say! All he wants to do is roll around in catnip all day, what kind of education is that? Bahh!


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