Oh, no! Is it Monday already?

And reports arrive hourly that Tuesday is closing in fast! Look at Maxwell. He's been like this all day!

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Friday night started out great when I was mobbed by a group of fans outside an exclusive club here in Hollywood. I like it because they serve edible sushi, unlike most of the Japanese establishments here that are run by third generation grandchildren who are as Japanese as The Kung Fu Kid. Observe my well honed skills with the press. First you have to chastize them. Then you let them adore you. It's a simple formula that has ALWAYS worked for me!

APOLOGY

In my last post, I made some indescrete remarks about catnip and hitting the Boulevard, etc. and I just wanted to apologize to all you kitties that are under 8 months old or so, because you can into trouble. I never did, but some of the cats that come to visit are of that lower sort that reproduce. Yes! It still happens, in this day and age. I feel very sorry for these kittens, their mommies too. Don't get me started on the people who have custodial care for us! Don't get me started! (cough, cough, cough) Oh, that's right! (Wheeze) I'm sorry! Say NO! to Catnip!